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Holy Cow T-Shirt

€ 39,90

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Premium print

Selected inks and durable production quality.

Premium quality

Heavyweight fabric with a structured, comfortable feel.

Oversized fit

Relaxed silhouette; size down for a closer fit.

Washed finish

Perfectly faded and ready to wear from day one.

Sacred in some countries. Fully militarized in ours. Holy Cow is The Trace’s most blasphemous good time.

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A military t-shirt carrying a Trace original: a cow in a pope hat, surrounded by weapons and ammunition. Cows are sacred in some countries, so we did the only logical thing and armed one to the teeth. Holy Cow is exactly as ridiculous as it sounds, and that is the point. Clean cotton, bold print.

This Holy Cow t-shirt is for the ones who like their humor loaded, right next to Prepare To Meet Thy God, Acting Like Gods, and Destroyer of Worlds. Holy, and heavily armed.

Explore more military t-shirts in The Trace collection.

Additional information

Weight 0,1 kg
Dimensions 0,1 cm

A military t-shirt carrying a Trace original: a cow in a pope hat, surrounded by weapons and ammunition. Cows are sacred in some countries, so we did the only logical thing and armed one to the teeth. Holy Cow is exactly as ridiculous as it sounds, and that is the point. Clean cotton, bold print.

This Holy Cow t-shirt is for the ones who like their humor loaded, right next to Prepare To Meet Thy God, Acting Like Gods, and Destroyer of Worlds. Holy, and heavily armed.

Explore more military t-shirts in The Trace collection.

Weight 0,1 kg
Dimensions 0,1 cm

Sizing

Regular-fit.

Our model is 187cm and wears size L.

When in doubt between two sizes we recommend taking the larger size.

 

Shipping & Returns

Preparing your order costs around 3-5 work days (because of a busy period, it takes one or two work days longer to process).

You will receive a track and trace code when your order gets shipped.

Once printed, your order can no longer be stopped or changed.

All shipping and return costs are borne by the customer.

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Care Instructions

Wash max 30°C / Wash inside out / To keep the best quality we do not recommend the tumble dryer.

Materials

100% Cotton.
(Sports Grey: 90% Cotton / 10% Viscose)

200 gsm

  1. Nieko (verified owner) –

    Nice design, good quality????????

  2. damien1999 (verified owner) –

    It fits well and the quality is great as allways

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  1. Nieko (verified owner) –

    Nice design, good quality????????

  2. damien1999 (verified owner) –

    It fits well and the quality is great as allways

Add a review

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5.0 / 5 based on 2 reviews
23 Mar 2026

Nice design, good quality????????

Nieko
21 Aug 2025

It fits well and the quality is great as allways

damien1999

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